Location: woop woop Australia (with the kangaroos & goannas)

Name: Luvya

Age: Like a fine bottle of plonk

Sex: yes please...ohhh you weren't offering?

Sense of Humour: I got one somewhere, let me check where I left it

Favourite song: Alvin Lee and Ten Years After - The Bluest Blues

Star Sign: Leo

Chinese Sign: The Faithful Dog

MY Aussie Rules Team: West Coast Eagles

1st Ambition In Life: To beat Gripes ass in trivia.

2nd Ambition in Life: To not nag the two eldest kids for granbubbies

too often and let them be yuppies a lil bit longer.

3rd Ambition In Life: To grow old happy that I did the best I could

with my kids and life, and still try and beat Gripes ass in trivia

when I am 80 sitting in my wheelchair and wearing a dribble bib.

MY Fantasy: I always wanted to be lil bo peep and look after all those sheep,

protect them from the big bad wolf by banging his head with my crook.